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Old 01-20-2014, 03:49 PM
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Talking so politically incorrect

A Jewish daughter says to her mother,
"I'm divorcing Irv."
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
When it used to be the size of a nickel.

Her mother says,
You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion,
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year
And you want to throw all that away...
Over 45 cents???

Now that's a Jewish mother!!!
Dog Doc,
And Yes I did stay at Holiday Inn Express Once
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:53 PM
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Welcome to THE PLACE!

Should've got a crew cab...and a jon boat.
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Old 01-20-2014, 08:39 PM
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The ****in Slipknot \m/
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Welcome to it
Wallow in the winter of it,Discover what you truly covet,Underneath and far above it,You slither in all kinds of Shit
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