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![]() A Jewish daughter says to her mother,
"I'm divorcing Irv." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece When it used to be the size of a nickel. Her mother says, You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion, You drive a $250,000 Ferrari, You get $2,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year And you want to throw all that away... Over 45 cents??? Now that's a Jewish mother!!! ![]()
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Should've got a crew cab...and a jon boat. |
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Wallow in the winter of it,Discover what you truly covet,Underneath and far above it,You slither in all kinds of Shit |
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