so politically incorrect
A Jewish daughter says to her mother,
"I'm divorcing Irv."
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
When it used to be the size of a nickel.
Her mother says,
You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion,
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year
And you want to throw all that away...
Over 45 cents???
Now that's a Jewish mother!!!
And Yes I did stay at Holiday Inn Express Once