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Old 03-26-2018, 09:16 AM
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Good God, why canít we get a story?
cause this aint facebook
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Old 03-26-2018, 09:29 AM
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You'll have to wait on the Gimp
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Old 03-26-2018, 09:43 AM
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Here is the story the gimp texted me

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We got to the spot and sat in the truck until we heard this bird gobble about 8:30. James then jumped in my lap and we rolled to within 100 yards of him. James called but he wouldn't commit. I told James to go back to the truck. As luck would have it as he was walking away, he tripped over a log and inhaled the mouth call. As he was trying to cough it up, the dang bird started gobbling his dang fool head off and came in on a string. I blasted him at 40 yards, flipped my chair, James coughed up the call, and came back and helped me back in the chair. It was like a scene out of TK and Mike
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Old 03-26-2018, 10:25 AM
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Old 03-26-2018, 10:49 AM
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Old 03-26-2018, 11:59 AM
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James you gotta be getting close. When are you due?
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James you gotta be getting close. When are you due?
Gotta be twins JB.....maybe triplets!

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Old 03-26-2018, 01:04 PM
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James you gotta be getting close. When are you due?
July
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Old 03-26-2018, 03:39 PM
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If it's that long it's gonna be a big ass baby. Better start doing some of those Cagle exercises
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Old 03-26-2018, 04:30 PM
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Gotta do something. Never been this fat.
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Old 03-26-2018, 07:16 PM
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Gotta do something. Never been this fat.
Geez.. here's an idea... Stop eating and drinking so much
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Old 03-26-2018, 09:07 PM
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Yeah, da ganga make u fat
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Old 03-27-2018, 08:19 AM
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Gotta do something. Never been this fat.
Buddy it sneaks up on ya quick. And the older you get, the faster it comes and then it's Katy bar the door.
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Old 03-27-2018, 09:02 AM
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Yeah, da ganga make u fat
If that was so, I would weigh 400 pounds
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