The Outdoors Place  
THE PLACE Chat Room

Go Back   The Outdoors Place > General > Shooting The Bull
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 11-07-2012, 08:49 AM
Oldfart Oldfart is offline
THE PLACE Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 7,739
Default " Morning Sex "

There she was, standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, half awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me at this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still up around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What in the hell was that all about?"

She explained, "The damn egg timer's broken."
__________________
A gun is like a parachute, it you need one and don't have one, you probably won't need it again.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 11-07-2012, 08:52 AM
butterbean7008's Avatar
butterbean7008 butterbean7008 is offline
Well???
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 16,080
Default

__________________
I know you think you understand what you think you thought I said. What I am not sure you understand is that what I said isnít necessarily what I meant.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 11-07-2012, 09:16 AM
Matt's Avatar
Matt Matt is offline
West Point Manatee
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 4,064
Default

I had to look up how long it takes to soft boil an egg......4 minutes.
__________________
Have you ever seen the blue ridge mountains, boy or the Chattahoochee or the honeysuckle blue?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 11-07-2012, 10:15 AM
Carp's Avatar
Carp Carp is offline
Holy Wah is right!
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Byron, Ga.
Posts: 7,385
Default

__________________
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 11-07-2012, 04:33 PM
Havana Dude's Avatar
Havana Dude Havana Dude is offline
THE PLACE Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,408
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt View Post
I had to look up how long it takes to soft boil an egg......4 minutes.
Dang, he could have got it twice then!!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 11-07-2012, 05:43 PM
JamesG's Avatar
JamesG JamesG is offline
The ****in Slipknot \m/
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 35,117
Default

damnit man!
__________________
Wallow in the winter of it,Discover what you truly covet,Underneath and far above it,You slither in all kinds of Shit
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 11-07-2012, 05:47 PM
dixies dad's Avatar
dixies dad dixies dad is offline
Born 200 years to late!
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 466
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt View Post
I had to look up how long it takes to soft boil an egg......4 minutes.
Dang that's a marathon!
__________________
Load 16 tons whata ya get......another day older and deeper in debt.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:28 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.