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Forum: Shooting The Bull 12-06-2010, 02:33 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 180
Posted By Skipper
Funny as Hell

There was a game warden in my office doing some business and this older woman walked in. She asked me if I'd been deer hunting. I told her no, I went fishing this year. Then she proceeded to tell...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 12-01-2010, 05:30 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 159
Posted By Skipper
You posted it at 10 pm yesterday. I just saw it,...

You posted it at 10 pm yesterday. I just saw it, but thanks for letting me know.
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-17-2010, 04:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 237
Posted By Skipper
It could be that senseless bull chit Walker posts...

It could be that senseless bull chit Walker posts on here, or some of the garbage Elf posts across the creek.
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-17-2010, 04:27 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 237
Posted By Skipper
Different county. There was a big write up on...

Different county.

There was a big write up on the shinanigans in our county at the courthouse.

There are 2 deputies left to work the entire county of about 1200 square miles. There will be no...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-17-2010, 02:26 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 237
Posted By Skipper
Dumb crap in the paper today:

Lawrenceburg, KY "Men sentenced to probation in beard incident"

It seems Troy, James, and Harvey were Drankin a few and according to Troy, "things got out of control"

Troy and James cut Harvey's...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-17-2010, 12:21 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 147
Posted By Skipper
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-15-2010, 03:53 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 403
Posted By Skipper
This same thing happens in every county about...

This same thing happens in every county about every 4 years in this state. The root cause is the constitution.

A Sheriff in Kentucky has 2 duties. Law Enforcement and Tax Collection. Most...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-14-2010, 07:28 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 403
Posted By Skipper
No but they charge an extra dollar if you mail it...

No but they charge an extra dollar if you mail it in to mail the receipt back.
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-13-2010, 08:52 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 403
Posted By Skipper
Call 911, yeah right

Our Sheriff's department is closed except for the part that collects the property taxes. There are no deputies working in this county and won't be until after January 1st
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-12-2010, 12:06 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 135
Posted By Skipper
Damnit.

They are sure stirring up chit at the courthouse here.

Monday afternoon the Grand Jury indicted our Sheriff on 21 counts. There's 70 some odd missing guns from evidence, a bunch of missing dope,...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-10-2010, 06:22 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 728
Posted By Skipper
Powerline right of way + deadly booby trap =...

Powerline right of way + deadly booby trap = Where's the dope patch?

Never heard of one with 6 guns worth that kind of money and all the electrical stuff, but it's not uncommon in this part of the...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-09-2010, 11:31 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 136
Posted By Skipper
I sent this post through to Teleflex the maker of...

I sent this post through to Teleflex the maker of the hydraulic steering system through their website e-mail. I got a call today and learned some things.

First of all, I'm not the first person this...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-09-2010, 06:35 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 399
Posted By Skipper
You can be disgusted by him if you want, the fact...

You can be disgusted by him if you want, the fact is he's doing a good job for the NRA and the continuation of our right to keep and bear arms.

Raving Idiot? Nah, I don't think so. Very Few of...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-08-2010, 11:08 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 159
Posted By Skipper
Excuses that won't hold water

Just when you think you've heard the most outlandish excuse, here comes another.

"My daughter has a fever of 130 degrees today.

Only 15 more degrees and she'll be ready to eat.
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-08-2010, 08:50 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 136
Posted By Skipper
Does this make sense?

Does this make sense.

Maybe y’all can help me. I'm trying to figure out what the cause of a boat wreck I was involved in almost 6 years ago.
My Boat is a 1995 Ranger 392 with a 200 HP Evinrude on...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-07-2010, 06:53 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 244
Posted By Skipper
Evidently fake tits show up in X rays.

Evidently fake tits show up in X rays.
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-06-2010, 07:54 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 175
Posted By Skipper
Kentucky's problem is there are too many...

Kentucky's problem is there are too many divisions, 6 given the number of schools. Corbin is a 2A and that category is pretty light in numbers of schools. There's about 3 teams in a district. Win...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-06-2010, 03:05 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 175
Posted By Skipper
I've heard of Mercy rules in Little Leagues, but...

I've heard of Mercy rules in Little Leagues, but High School IMO is a different situation. I know one thing, it was a sucky thing to watch from a fan perspective. We could have easily had over 50...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-06-2010, 09:05 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 175
Posted By Skipper
Our team scored 21 points in about 1 minute and...

Our team scored 21 points in about 1 minute and thirty seconds. The other team fumbled 2 straight kickoff's.

Another rule I learnt that's new, you can't advance a fumble on a kickoff. We ran one...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-06-2010, 08:50 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 175
Posted By Skipper
Learnt me some things last night.

1. I didn't know Highschool Football had a "Mercy Rule" I have seen skilled clock operators shorten a game but didn't know they'd just turn it on and a 12 minute quarter would last well, 12...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-06-2010, 08:38 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 140
Posted By Skipper
:flipa:

:flipa:
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-05-2010, 03:45 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 140
Posted By Skipper
Boat Gauges

I'm trying to make up my mind.

I'm gonna replace the gauges on my boat dash. Had a little fire under there this summer and I can't buy replacements that look the same as the others and it bugs me...
Forum: Shooting The Bull 11-01-2010, 07:53 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 571
Posted By Skipper
GON can kiss my grits.

GON can kiss my grits.
Forum: Shooting The Bull 10-29-2010, 08:49 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 225
Posted By Skipper
Some threat that is. We could ditch all the...

Some threat that is. We could ditch all the government crotch and tit grabbers in the airports if they just kept their turban heads at home and off our damn airplanes.
Forum: Shooting The Bull 10-29-2010, 08:17 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 266
Posted By Skipper
If someone wanted you to do a couple hours worth...

If someone wanted you to do a couple hours worth of paperwork and pay you $0.00 for doing it would you not be a little bitchy about it?
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